Friends, it's official, People magazine broke the news over night: I am having a heated affair with stripes. They stole my heart with their glossy symmetry and no matter how hard I try, I just can't resist their constant pampering of my OCD tendencies! And things are only getting worse now that stripes and brights have teamed up to make one smokin' hot duo. I fear there is no solution other than to embrace my lust and hope for the best. Let's just hope Mr.Stripe gets on with Mrs.Polka Dot...who said three's a crowd?!